A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little active, reaches over and gives his wife’s body a little feel and says, “Mother, if this could give milk, we could get rid of the cow.” His hand then

A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little active, reaches over and gives his wife’s body a little feel and says, “Mother, if this could give milk, we could get rid of the cow.” His hand then