It was two o’clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang.The husband picked up the phone and said, “Hello? Pause as he listens. How the heck do I know? What am I. the

It was two o’clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang.The husband picked up the phone and said, “Hello? Pause as he listens. How the heck do I know? What am I. the